This made a lousy day slightly better

The product of 7 weekly french lessons and 5 deprived post-TSD individuals.





En eté, il trés chaud. J'aime allez danser au parc a midi. Je suis celibataire et impulsive. J'ai rencontré un garçon. Il est trés beau. Je ne porte rien mais une paire de chausette rouge. Il ne porte rien mais les lunettes de soliel.


French looks so pretty:)

45 minutes till showtime saw 3 individuals, all pushing 20 shamelessly gleeful to be next in line to experience the next installment of Potty's adventures. Yes my friends, Harry Potter Day is here and I am embarrassed to admit to being a willing participant in this much overstated hype. So with jackets clutched firmly in hand, illegal chips stashed away in an admittedly tiny bag, overpriced popcorn and overlarge iced teas, said individuals were seated disgusting early in a surprisingly empty cinema.

Making myself comfortable, the tortured tunes of the transformers' soundtrack in the background allowed me a moment of reflection in light of the media phenomenon that I am about to witness.

The Half Blood Prince. Arguably one of dear old Rowling's better works. A heck of a lot more substantial than the first few books with none of the hormonal teenage angst of the 5th or the depressing finality of the 7th. Also, the only book with such a satisfying dosage of Draco Sexytime Malfoy and the tortured soul of one Severus Snape. Sadly missing in action is the platinum haired god Papa Malfoy, but hey 2 out of 3 is'nt too bad now is it? With such a visually and audiobly( oh! Alan Rickman's voice oh!) apealling treat ahead I feel myself swell up with such an overflow of happiness that I am inclined to acknowledge Danny Gokey's somewhat skills as a vocalist.

I'm tempted to write a review here but I have neither the patience nor memory to give an adequate blow by blow. Maybe once I've sorted out my thoughts.....

For now,

TOP 3 REASONS WHY ONE MUST MARCH THEIR BEHINDS TO THE CINEMA AND WATCH THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE:


1) Draco Malfoy

2) Severus Snape

3) That wonderfully chilling and genius horcrux scene with the Inferi and Dumbles parting the flaming sea. Gandolf much?
    But seriously that was just wow.

One afternoon, over a slice of cake.
The topic of american idol slowly crops up once again





Me:     So I really have an issue with Michael Sarver. Im just wondering who would actually come to the idol tour to see him perform.

Mom:  Yea that guy has zero sex appeal. But he doesn't really bother me. You know who I really don't like?

Me:      Yes I know. Blind Scott who talks too much haha

Mom:     YES that one. I don't even think the other contestants like him. You know i saw this interview with all of them the other day on youtube, Scott was going on and on about the record he plans to make and the other contestants were laughing at him. But he's blind right so he cldnt see that so he just kept on talking. I felt like punching him.

Me:    Yes annoying as hell but did you see Sarver?? That lump of lard was talking so much you'd have thought he won the bloody show.

Mom:  Doesn't Sarver remind you of a slice of pork?

Me:   Just a slice?

Mom: Maybe the whole pig then.

Me:   That was dam evil. You're a terrible person.

Mom: Excuse me. Look who's talking.


Contemplative silence while we devour more of the strangely delicious chocolate cake.


Mom:  Do you think the contestants will decide to chuck Scott out of the tourbus and leave him on the highway during their tour?

Me:    I can't even respond to that. That was pure evil.

Mom: Just a thought.

Me:    A thought that will send you straight to hell. I'll be seeing you there.


The mother sheepishly smiles around a mouthful of cake.

Exeunt.

So The Scream prevailed after all. Now we have to endure the inevitable "spare a moment(or hour) for the wife" tearjerker segment next week during his hometown visit. Stay tuned for the next installment of the Lets See Just How Much I Can Milk This Story For campaign by America's very own Danny Gokey (also known as The Scream)



If I didn't already have one foot through the gates of hell, i sure do now:)

Hopefully that will cease to be true once french lessons starts:) sense the excitement peeps!

anyway all these decisions about uni and stuff is killing me. i want to know where the heck i'm gonna go NOW. no more fluffy musings of maybe this? or this? or that looks good.......but wait how bout this?

gosh i'll be incoherently/inexplicably/incredibly happy when i finally make a decision.

Fun day much.

Exclusive outing #10003 was an epic success. Hours of pure westlife bliss with fellow fangirl CHERYL RONALDO(i'm sure much) and sworn hater of westlife beins. Coupled with backstreet boy's nightmarish Disney concert, Britney's awesome stomache muscles, the really awful looking dude from N'sync and the legendary Stevie Wonder Glasses, I never laughed so much in my life. That corny as heck moves fron Blame it on the Sunshine/Moonlight/Boogie is now permanently etched in my memory for life.

Signing off as the SELF PROCLAIMED TAPTAP MASTER.

goodnight.

 Exclusive outing No. 1000000 with slelel and beinals. Much amusement over thong flinging, wannabe ace youngs and stripper heels. Looking forward to westlife marathon on saturday. In the meantime, much love to two people who have provided me with an endless source of bitching and hilarity. 




us in our finest moments........



love you guys much:)

 God help the world when Miley Cyrus is hailed as the




                                                    "girl who is dominating the entertainment industry"

Kris Allen just made my day by singing that heartwrenchingly beautiful song from Once. Its so hard to actually find people who watched that show and I have newfound respect for that guy. I was reduced to a puddle of goo within seconds of his performance. Not to mention it was such a treat to see such an adorable face singing that song. Not to be rude or anything but as gorgeous as Glen Hansard's voice is, his aesthetic quality sure isn't something to get all excited about. If i could vote, i would sure as hell vote for him. Not so crazy about Adam tonight. And that annoying Li'l has permanently destroyed 'the rose' for me. Felt like choking her. Okay shall wait for the repeat at 8pm and swoon over Kris all over again. 

ta.